I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in an honorable manner. I have endeavored to remember that the object of life is to do good.
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.