The computer is a moron.
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.